Dyin and Doggin

Need a sign in my window that says, "I'm not a dogger and I'm not dead".
You'd be surprised how many times people have knocked on my window and when i open the door they say, "oh we thought you were dead".
You've never met me in your life?! What made you think i'd died?!
The doggers aren't as bad. Usually they jus flash their lights or beep the horn. A couple of times they have peered through the window. I stare right back at them but its tinted so you can't see inside. Next time im jus gna scream really loud and see what they do.